ARE YOU A BOOK REVIEWER?

Hello. Greetings. If I had any red carpet, I'd be rolling it out for you now. Because that's how important reviews are for writers like me. Which brings me to my question:

Fancy reviewing one of my books?

If so, send an email to jonlymon@googlemail.com and I'll send you a free copy.

Even better, when you publish your review (even if it's scathing) I'll give you a namecheck in the foreword of my next novel, A BIG BLUFF AND SOME GREEN STUFF out in 2017.

OK, that's hardly like getting your name on Hollywood Boulevard, but it's a start!