What's he on about?

A reward on every page, whether it’s a turn of phrase not heard before, a character trait not seen before or a story idea not written about before. That’s my aim. Lofty, perhaps, but worthy? Nah. There’s so many other things you could be doing than reading my stuff, so I want any time you can spare to check out my writing to be at the very least entertaining, but ideally memorable.